What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?
Guardians of the Galaxy
when u about to fall asleep in class and someone calls your name
"dude i fuken cremed all ovr my keyboard m8 u fuken ow me a n3w 1 i tell u wat il fuken pay 4 half if u drop de base s0 hard i cri"
I want a tattoo on my dick that says “i know, right?”
probably you can only get “ikr”