willsicott:

tuxedoandex:

ugly:

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

what

Guardians of the Galaxy

bagmilk:

when u about to fall asleep in class and someone calls your name

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soundclowns:

"dude i fuken cremed all ovr my keyboard m8 u fuken ow me a n3w 1 i tell u wat il fuken pay 4 half if u drop de base s0 hard i cri"- DeafBlindChild

soundclowns:

"dude i fuken cremed all ovr my keyboard m8 u fuken ow me a n3w 1 i tell u wat il fuken pay 4 half if u drop de base s0 hard i cri"
- DeafBlindChild

THIS STARTED OUT NORMAL BUT MADE A VERY UNExpecTED TURN

fullmetalape:

the-anal-rapist:

gayseawitch:

dicksplit:

I want a tattoo on my dick that says “i know, right?”

probably you can only get “ikr”

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